☀️ CNY GF rental ☀️
Things I offer:
• an innocent face
• will dress up, look like gold, to give the impression you’re dating an angel sent from heaven.
• i don’t look like pure chinese, tell them I’m eurasian for added value.
• minimal phone usage
• can play games with you in a corner to avoid awkward recurring conversations with your relatives.
• sociable - can speak fluent cantonese, malay and english and won’t stfu.
• loves gambling, can sit 12 hours straight at a go without any pain.
• plays with kids bc talking to kids is easier than talking to nosy old people who want to dig into your life and choices.
Things to consider:
• only eats the salmon in yee sang
• laughs louder than a lorry horn
• very straightforward, might offend your snowflake 3rd/4th/5th auntie without realising
• loves winning money without remorse.
• will break your heart if you fall in love with me * important
• will collect your angpaos in your place
• won’t show affection towards you bc I’m just cool like that
• can’t drink alcohol but can finish all your birds nest, bao yu, yu qi soup, hoi sum, fa gao and good charsiew without problem.
Terms and conditions ;
☀️ p.s GF means Good Friend
☀️ only available for 1hr appearances
☀️ for reals i wna go open house so invite me pl0x
Pic by @hawk1lo btw sry u gotta read this
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